amback!

college life, anyone?

i think colloge life here in (insert name of school) is (insert discription).

i think my classmates here in (insert name of school) are (insert discription).

do reply.

im back!

i've got 47 mosquito bites from a camping with my brothers.

i'm afraid i'd be sick for some time.

i hope not.

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i think i'll be posting more. see ya!

Murphy's Law

"Captain Edward A. Murphy, Jr was an engineer with the US Air Force in 1949 when he created the harness for a rocket-powered sled designed to move faster than a speeding bullet, testing how much acceleration and deceleration a human being could tolerate. The test failed and the sled's passenger (Major John Paul Stapp) was temporarily blinded because - as Murphy later discovered - every one of the harness's gauges had been installed backward. "Exasperated, Murphy made a snide comment that if there were two ways to do do something and one could result in catastrophe, someone would invariably choose to do it the catastrophic way. His colleagues overheard him and began repeating the adage. Before long, 'Murphy's Law' caught on and became widely quoted. It was added to Webster's Dictionary in 1958."

Autograph Seekers

When Eudora Welty first became ill, her doctor posted a sign on
her door turning away fans in search of autographs.
Welty, feeling guilty, added a handwritten apology, and was soon
dismayed to learn that it had been stolen by a fan as a souvenir.

when the commonsense dies

A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding
A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: “Harmful if swallowed
A household iron warns users: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn”
A label on a hair dryer reads, “Never use hair dryer while sleeping”
A warning on an electric drill made for carpenters cautions: “This product not intended for use as a dental drill.”
The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: “If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.”
A smoke detector warns: “Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.”
A massage chair warns: “DO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving.”
A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, “Do not drive with sunshield in place”
An “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter cautions, “Do not use near fire, flame or sparks”
A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use “while sleeping or unconscious”
A 12-inch rack for storing compact disks warns: “Do not use as a ladder.”
A cartridge for a laser printer warns, “Do not eat toner”
A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: “Not intended for highway use”
A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes”
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: “Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.”
A snowblower warns: “Do not use snowthrower on roof.”
A dishwasher carries this warning: “Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.”
A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: “Caution - Risk of Fire”
A box of birthday cake candles says: “DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.”

teleporting birds

i think i'd be missing science high.
its more than every books in nursing
more than every machine in engineering
more than mouses and keyboards in com sci
its the most of everything!

oh! dooma

t's a big WOOHOO!

anyway,people do hate me for no apparent reason.

i like this blog. so would you